... NFL preview magazine and read 66 pages of scouting reports and predictions for the upcoming season that will ultimately be wrong.

What I provide, in 17 syllables per team, is levity, brevity, and spot-on predictions. All for free!

Without further ado, my NFL Preview, in haiku!

 

AFC East

1. New England Patriots (13-3)

Young secondary/Expect a lot of shootouts/Brady puts up points

2. Miami Dolphins (8-8)

Wildcat formation/Solid team on O and D/Nothing special though

3. New York Jets (6-10)

Team in transition/Growing pains for Mark Sanchez/They’re a year away

4. Buffalo Bills (4-12)

Edwards! Incomplete!/T.O. throws a hissy fit/Exp...

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