... spends five minutes laughing, regains composure, sighs and returns to the keyboard]

 

Uh, no.

 

Absolutely, 100 percent not.

 

To paraphrase a popular 1960s song (whose title I forget, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the Rolling Stones), “No no no no no no no no no no no!”

 

I...

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