... football than I am to watch this Sunday.

And it's not because my TV is situated on an Indian burial ground. Because that's just not the correct term (it's Native American, no?).

It's because I'm afraid the Miami Dolphins are irrevocably terrible. And the evidence is quickly mounting.

The offense is in disarray (except you, Ronnie Brown, you are very much in array) and the defense couldn't slow down opposing receivers with a clever riddle and a baseball bat.

With that said, how in Dan Marino's name are the Miami Dolphins going to win this weekend? Divine intervention? An asteroid striking the Bills' team bus? Tony Sparano calls The Annexation of Puerto Rico?

Oh wait, they're playing the Buffalo Bills? Hmm. ...

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