... off all, something that made me laugh out loud this morning while SportsCenter was running in the background as I got ready for work.

In case you didn't hear the latest world-stopping controversy out of Minnesota, there were reports that surfaced yesterday about a "schism" in the Vikings locker room regarding the players' support for Brett Favre.

While Favre played his I'm-just-a-simpleton-from-Mississippi card and explained that he didn't know what "schism" meant, his new teammate Jared Allen was much more hilariously eloquent in describing how big, complicated, six-letter words are so foreign to NFL locker rooms:

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