... big John Madden. He tells you that if you, Oakland Raiders, win the game today, he will give you a turducken. A Cajun fried turkey would be a good gift, too, if you pull it off today, and win the game.

Now since you are probably the generation of young people who were given incentives for your good behavior and good grades in elementary and middle school, I can see you right now, getting excited to show your best performance against the Cincinnati Bengals.

After all, you need to present something nice to your loved ones and friends for Thanksgiving, and this is the time to get your prize, a turducken or fried turkey.

Here is what one article from Wikipedia says:

"Bleacher Report - NFL