... my article homework and reading the 2009 Sports Illustrated: SEC Preview, I came across a great article by Franz Lidz.  The article, titled “The Very Best Of Enemies”, discussed the hatred and passion of SEC football teams toward each other.  One feature I particularly enjoyed was excerpts of ‘lightbulb’ jokes for each team.

“How many college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”

-At South Carolina it takes 80,000.  One to screw in the bulb and 79,999 to discuss how this will finally be the year that they have a decent football team.

-At Vanderbilt it takes two.  One to change the bulb and one to explain how they did ...

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