Article By Barking Carnival on 21st August, 2010
You know me.
Syndicated radio host.
Nationwide audience.
Curt word-bursts.
As a young man. Hit on the melon.
With a claw hammer.
Seventy.
Eight.
Times.
Massive damage to the cerebellum.
Impaired speech.
Inability to form compound thoughts.
Hih. Larious.
Letstalkbigtwelve.
First of all–conference expansion?
Wrong.
Conference. Contraction.
Big XII? Ten teams.
Big Ten? Twelve teams.
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