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Insight Bowl Almost Qualifies As a Substitute for Ambien

Article By on 1st January, 2010

... prescribed to patients in the United States. 

It is used for the short-term treatment of insomnia and some brain disorders. Its hypnotic effects kick in quickly, causing patients to fall asleep within twenty minutes. 

But who needs Ambien when the Insight Bowl can put someone to sleep in twelve minutes?

Watching a pair of 6-6 teams that rank no higher than 80th in most offensive categories is enough to quickly knock out a 300 pound UFC fighter on a 4-day meth binge.

With a 14-13 victory over the Minnesota Golden Gophers in the Insight Bowl on Thursday night, the Iowa State Cyclones recorded their first winning season since 2005. 

Roughly 45,000 people attended this game. While the Iowa State side of Sun D...

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