... I'm sorry. For those of who could care less, so be it. Truth is, in my mind, you can conjure only so many ways to get drunk while watching college football. You could go the traditional, frat-boy route and chug a beer every time ____ happens. Just fill in the blank and you have an instant, entertaining method of achieving maximum inebriation. But where's the originality in that? Would it really hurt to incorporate some creativity into our Saturday routine of killing brain cells, lowering inhibitions, and overloading our livers? I say no. Here's five engaging, and hopefully original ways, to get that done for the upcoming season.

Bleacher Report - College Football