... recruiting class in school history, Auburn University officials have announced plans to erect a statue in honor of Head Coach Gene Chizik.

The statue is said to be slated for completion prior to the start of the 2010 football season and will be constructed entirely of pressure treated lumber, chicken wire, and Colonial Bank stock certificates.

Although the actual size and location of the monument have not yet been released, it is rumored that its finished height could approach the fifty foot mark.

"We feel like we have our program headed in the right direction and we owe that to Coach Chizik and his efforts." said athletic director Jay Jacobs, speaking to himself in a mirror just prior to meeting with reporters.

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