How Long before the Parcells Regime Puts a Gag on Dolphin Tweeters?

Published on: 27th June, 2009

Twitter. By now, you have likely heard of it. By the name of it, you would think it was a hot new toy for toddlers, or a new female pop group. However, names can be deceiving. In actuality, Twitter is a communication platform so powerful that it has the potential ...

Are There Any Dolphins Worthy of Being Considered One of the Top 50 Players?

Published on: 26th June, 2009

  In CBS Sports' Pete Prisco's annual selection of the Top 50 players in the NFL, he again neglected to place a single Miami Dolphins player on the list. Well, at least he knows we will hate him for it as he placed a disclaimer in the opening paragraph of the ...

Vontae Davis Arrested After Warping the Space-Time Continuum

Published on: 24th June, 2009

It's June 9 and the sun is beginning to set over Champaign, Illinois. The faint sounds of birds chirping in the distance, leaves rustling in the brisk Midwestern breeze, and the hypnotizing "whoosh" of far-off traffic cascade through the streets on this beautiful early summer's night. All's well in Champaign. Suddenly, ...