Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams to Re-Relocate to Los Angeles (Satire)

Published on: 3rd July, 2009

Two NFL teams are returning “home."   Leaked reports indicate both the Oakland Raiders and St. Louis Rams will move back to Los Angeles for the 2010-2011 NFL season.   The Raiders’ attempts to get public financing for a new stadium in Oakland, along with sharing a stadium with Bay Area rival San Francisco ...

Judgement Day: Isaiah Stanback Facing End As Dallas Cowboys Receiver

Published on: 1st July, 2009

When University of Washington quarterback Isaiah Stanback was signed by the Dallas Cowboys, it was apparent he wouldn't follow in the footsteps of another Huskies quarterback, Warren Moon. Dallas acquired Stanback with hopes of converting him to a wide receiver. They might as well be trying to convert atheist Richard Dawkins to ...

Perhaps Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs an Intervention

Published on: 23rd June, 2009

It has nothing to do with alcohol or other substance abuses, believe it or not.   Mr. Jones: you’re a great marketer who will probably be in the NFL Hall of Fame someday. But please, please swallow your pride and hire a general manager for the Cowboys, someone who has football savvy.   In ...

Donte Stallworth Deserves Suspension for DUI Death

Published on: 19th June, 2009

It looks like some sanity exists in the NFL. That's because NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has indefinitely suspended Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth. Stallworth recently pleaded guilty to criminal charges involving his drunk driving and his killing of a pedestrian. He received 30 days in jail, 10 years probation, 1,000 hours ...

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