Published on: 8th November, 2010
Because flying to London is just a bit outside of my travel budget, I had to settle for watching the last 49ers "home" game on the tube like the rest of you yabbos. Aside from the hangover I was nursing (it was Sunday morning after all), the fact that I had ...Published on: 16th October, 2010
It’s always dangerous, or at least asinine, to suggest that anyone learns anything during a football game. After all, diversions such as these were created so people could shut their brains off and forget their troubles and concerns for a few hours. In general thinking and football don’t mix, and the ...Published on: 8th October, 2010
Your San Francisco 49ers are in a bind. A season that was supposed to culminate with playoff glory has gotten off to an 0-4 start, thanks to a few costly red zone turnovers, some clueless coaching and a boneheaded fumble last week by cornerback Nate Clements. I wouldn't say that all hope ...Published on: 4th October, 2010
It was Albert Einstein who said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So why do the 49ers keep making the same decisions over and over again and expect to win? In 2005 they found in Mike Nolan a defensive coach with ...Published on: 27th September, 2010
While thinking about this awful mess your San Francisco 49ers have gotten themselves into, I absentmindedly started listing off not just their problems, but really, all the things that bother me about sports. I realized something. More than player arrests, more than the steroids, more than guys thinking that giving effort on ...Published on: 21st September, 2010
SAN FRANCISCO—There’s an old Irish joke that goes something like this—bear with me. A man returns home and cheerfully presents his wife with new earrings, a remote-controlled car for his boy and a doll for his daughter. His wife notices he’s wearing different shoes than the ones he left home ...Published on: 10th September, 2010
Sunday's opener at Seattle may not look like much of a game compared to other tilts on the schedule like Green Bay at Philadelphia, Dallas at Washington or Cincinnati at New England, especially if your rooting interests are closely aligned with your fantasy team, but for the armchair psychologists among ...Published on: 18th March, 2010
The NFL Draft has always been a fascinating dichotomy for Joe Football Fan. We spend a whole weekend in April laying about on the couch in rapt attention, listening to analysts prattle on about random college players from obscure outposts from across the country. These "Draft Experts" whose job descriptions when ...Published on: 19th December, 2009
San Francisco head coach Mike Singletary has this curious habit of thanking the big fella (and I don't mean defensive tackle Aubrayo Franklin) every time his team comes out of a game with a win. This weekend however, he might want to thank Her, as in Mother Nature, before ...Published on: 12th December, 2009
It wasn't supposed to go down this way for coach Mike Singletary and his San Francisco 49ers. Not again. Not for the seventh straight season. He was certain, that after an off-season of roster tweaks, after the hiring an offensive coordinator that he hand-picked, and after guiding his charges through exhaustive minicamps and ...