Imaginary Conversations With the NCAA Infractions Committee
Published on: 23rd February, 2010
Let me make this perfectly clear—I despise the NCAA Infractions Committee, specifically its heavy-handed tactics. In fact, I celebrated when Oklahoma won on their sanctions appeal against the NCAA. Boomer Sooner, baby. I hope to be saying Roll Tide Roll, Go Big Blue, and Fight On before this fall. Michigan and USC are ...Stanford Marching Band’s Top 10 Controversial Moments
Published on: 17th February, 2010
Let's take a ride with one of college football's most famous marching bands, shall we? It's a wild ride, at that. The band doesn't really march—the members scatter. Or run like crazy from one point to another. It all depends how you look at it. Beer helps. But they do put ...Pete Carroll to Seattle: For USC Trojans Fans, The 12-Step Post-Pete Program
Published on: 9th January, 2010
The Official Post-Pete Carroll 12 Step Program IF PETE CARROLL DECIDES TO LEAVE. 1. Go into denial. After all, you've been down this road before, haven't you? Remember the interview on the Costa Rica airport tarmac with the Dolphins? Just keep being in denial. 2. Frantically search the Internet to find ...Do 2010 SEC Football Schedules Show Improvement?
Published on: 6th January, 2010
After grading the Pac-10, it's time to sneak a peek at the SEC's 2010 non-conference football schedules. No bias here. Purely objective analysis with a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. While the SEC has taken strides in looking outside their comfort zone in the South for competitive non-conference games, they still ...2010 Pac-10 College Football Schedules: It’s Wacky and Wild
Published on: 5th January, 2010
Time to peek at your team's future schedule, your conference's future schedules, and get ready to decide whether or not your team has a shot at a BCS bowl (they don't) next season. After all, for 99 percent of the country's football fans, the season is already over. Note: Certain conference's ...Top 10 Reasons Why Mike Leach Was Fired From Texas Tech (humor)
Published on: 30th December, 2009
According to Texas Tech, Mike Leach was terminated with cause. What was the cause? We give you the top ten possible causes as to why he was fired: No. 10 The fourth installment of The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Stranger Tides , lost Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom as its stars, ...Urban Meyer Press Conference Makes Everything as Clear as Swamp Water
Published on: 27th December, 2009
A reporter asked Urban Meyer to describe the scare factor and severity of chest pains he has been experiencing. Meyer looked at him intently and validated that the reporter had no children. The reporter said he did not have any children nor experienced any chest pains in his life. Meyer initially ...It’s Official: Jeff Tedford Is on the Hot Seat.
Published on: 25th December, 2009
San Diego, CA—The fans walked away quietly clutching their little stuffed Bears. Or may be they were strangling them. It wasn't just a loss to the Utah Utes, it was the way their team lost that was so unnerving. Cal was out coached. Cal was inept in defending the pass. Cal ...Poinsettia Bowl: First Impressions of Cal-Utah Game
Published on: 23rd December, 2009
San Diego, CA—The blue and gold team hit the field like a kid in the doctor's office waiting room right before getting a vaccination shot. A little tense, a little unsure and frankly, not very excited. Apparently, the fans have taken a similar stance. Outside the Qualcomm Stadium parking lot, a ...College Football’s Lists for Santa
Published on: 14th December, 2009
Tis the season to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. Luckily, we've bribed a few elves stuck up in the North Pole (we gave them a year's free subscription to the Weather Channel--let's hope they don't figure out the joke) to show us what ...Featured Sponsors
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