Denver Broncos vs. Oakland Raiders Preview: Swallow the Punch
Published on: 25th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. It's not often a team wins when the number of incompletions tossed by its quarterback exceeds the number of points scored. But it happens, as the Raiders 13-10 win over the Chiefs proved. JaMarcus Russell was 7-of-24 for 109 yards. Oakland is 1-1 ...Saints Vs. Bills Preview: Turf War
Published on: 25th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Shaking off the disappointment of their Week One collapse against the Patriots, the Bills left no doubt against the Buccaneers, jumping to a 17-0 lead on the way to an eventual 33-20 win. The 1-1 Bills now face the daunting task of slowing ...Miami Dolphins vs. San Diego Chargers Preview: West Coast Wildcat
Published on: 25th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. LaDainian Tomlinson is in a walking boot, Philip Rivers was fined for taunting, and San Diego has serious shortcomings on defense. Oh how the Chargers long for the time when the unsubstantiated claims of a ditzy, C-list, mildly retarded reality star were their ...Titans Vs. Jets Preview: Jets Set, Titans In Debt
Published on: 24th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. One thing is for sure after the Jets bullied the Patriots into submission last Sunday in the Meadowlands: If Rex Ryan and the Jets tell you they’re going to do something, then, by golly, they’re going to do it. “Or maybe the Patriots just ...49ers-Vikings: The Gunslinger vs. Samurai Mike
Published on: 24th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. How would one describe San Francisco’s 2-0 start to the season, which has the 49ers atop the NFC West standings and has generated a sense of gaiety in a city that has longed to return to the glory days of old? “Whatever you do,” ...Vikings Vs. Lions Preview: Favre the Disarming Teammate
Published on: 18th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Brett Favre's debut as Viking quarterback was a resounding success as Minnesota prevailed on the road in Cleveland, 34-20. Adrian Peterson rushed for 180 yards and three touchdowns, but just as importantly, Favre had no turnovers and not once displayed the urge to ...Steelers vs. Bears Preview: Moon over Chicago
Published on: 18th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Can you quantify the importance of Troy Polamalu and Brian Urlacher to their respective teams? Probably not. But it would be much easier to quantify amount of hair when discussing the two defensive superstars—Urlacher has none, Polamalu has lots. Hair or no hair, ...Saints Vs. Eagles Preview: Ribbed, For Your Pleasure
Published on: 17th September, 2009
Note: The quotes in the article are fictional. Did Michael Vick, in suit and tie, look completely at home watching the Eagles' blowout of the Panthers from high above the field at Bank of America Stadium? He sure did. That's because the Panthers kindly accessorized the luxury box with a defendant's table ...NFL Week 2 Predictions (Part 2)
Published on: 11th September, 2009
Note: the quotes in this article are fictional. Miami at Atlanta (-4) The Dolphins, last year's surprise AFC East champions, may find the road to a division title a bit more bumpy, what with a healthy Tom Brady in New England, an eager Terrell Owens in Buffalo, and Brett Favre out of ...NFL 2009 Season Predictions: Part 2 (Humor)
Published on: 7th August, 2009
In an unfortunate and politically incorrect grouping of performers during halftime at Super Bowl XLIV in Miami, disgraced R&B crooner Chris Brown and singer/songwriter Jackson Browne join English electronic/industrial group The Prodigy for a rendition of the band’s controversial single “Smack My Bitch Up.” The Lions set a lowly precedent for ...Featured Sponsors
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