I Have Decided To Step Down From Florida Gators Fandom (Satire Sunday)
Published on: 27th December, 2009
Due to stress from flip–flopping head coaches I can no longer participate in Florida Gator fandom. I have poured my heart and soul into blindly cheering for and violently defending the Gators from any and all opponents to the point that it has become hazardous to my health. As such, I ...Urban Meyer Steps Down; Who Can Fill His Shoes?
Published on: 26th December, 2009
As I was coming home from James Cameron's Avatar , my phone exploded. I'd be happier if that sentence was literal, and the piece of crap burst into flames. Instead, I had five people tell me that Urban Meyer had just stepped down. What the hell? I'm actually not that surprised that ...How Do the Florida Gators Replace Brandon James?
Published on: 22nd December, 2009
In case you forgot amid the crying and disappointment of the SEC Championship, Brandon James was injured and never returned to the game. Now, the Gators have released that he broke a bone in his foot and will not return in time for the Sugar Bowl. Suddenly, the Gators have to ...Texas? Miami? USC? Ranking The Top 12 Teams of the BCS Era
Published on: 19th December, 2009
On January 7th, the 2009 college football season will come to a close and the 12th BCS champion will be crowned. For the eighth time, the champion will be undefeated, and for the eighth time the champion will come from either the Big 12 or the SEC. In the spirit ...Texas? Miami? USC? Ranking The Top 12 Teams of the BCS Era
Published on: 19th December, 2009
On January 7th, the 2009 college football season will come to a close and the 12th BCS champion will be crowned. For the eighth time, the champion will be undefeated, and for the eighth time the champion will come from either the Big 12 or the SEC. In the spirit ...The Florida Gators Can Salvage the Season by Embracing “The U”
Published on: 15th December, 2009
"The U" is an ESPN 30 for 30 film detailing the 1983–1994 run of the Miami Hurricanes football program. It isn't the end–all sports movie, but it's really good. If you are even remotely interested in college football you should watch it or DVR it. It's been nine days since the ...Florida Gators May Lose More Players Than Expected
Published on: 10th December, 2009
If you're a Gators fan who likes to know a player's name, you might want to start studying the Gators' second string now. Most of the players that we have come to know over the last three years probably won't be on the team in 2010. While losing underclassmen is ...BCS Busted (Rd 2): Debunking Every @INSIDEtheBCS Myth
Published on: 2nd December, 2009
Happy one year anniversary to me! Since my first article on this site was a BCS bashing piece that outlined a BCS doomsday scenario where Florida beat Alabama and was left out of the national championship, I figured I'd go ahead and make it a yearly feature. Quick rundown of the ...Florida–Alabama Preview: Tim Tebow and 14 Other Reasons This Game Rocks
Published on: 30th November, 2009
We finally made it. The improbable rematch to the best game from last year is here. Both teams are missing key pieces from last year. However, neither slipped up, and for the first time ever we have a battle of undefeateds in the SEC championship. To put it bluntly, this game ...Tim Tebow Has Entered the Favre Zone
Published on: 29th November, 2009
As we approach the final hour of Tim Tebow's fantastic college career, Gators fans can look back and remember the greatest four years in University of Florida football history. I say "can," but I really mean "are forced to." Why? Because Tebow has entered the Favre zone. The Favre zone is an ...Featured Sponsors
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