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Giants Crash Cowboys’ Party: Win Ruins Home Opener in Dallas

Published on: 21st September, 2009

Jerry Jones threw a $1.15 billion party last night, and everybody was there—John Madden, Pat Summerall, LeBron James, one Hall of Fame Cowboy after another, as well as former President George W. Bush—but unfortunately for Dallas, so were the Giants. Jones’ modern-day Roman Coliseum landed from outer space just in time ...

The New York Week That Was (9/18/09)

Published on: 18th September, 2009

When we last saw the Jets, the comedy team of Eric Mangini and Brett Favre were sabotaging the season. Favre confessed that he had a torn biceps tendon, but he’s just covering up for his arm—it wasn’t torn, it was drunk. The team was even fined for the subterfuge. New and improved ...

Week 1 Waiver Wire: RB Pickups

Published on: 10th September, 2009

RB Mike Bell (Saints): RB Pierre Thomas is expected to sit this week against the Lions. Thomas is suffering from a MCL sprain and a minor laceration on the same knee. He did not practice yesterday and the Saints should not play him to risk further injury. Last season  Bell scored his ...

New York Giants: Season Preview Quiz

Published on: 10th September, 2009

Here's an easy New York Giants quiz to get you ready for the 2009 NFL season. 1. The Giants pass rush will be so good that they’ll:     a) Lead the league in sacks     b) Wreak havoc on opposing offenses     c) Break Joe Theismann’s leg...again   2. The unproven receiving corps will:     a) Take ...

Fantasy Football: Undervalued Players

Published on: 8th September, 2009

Willie Parker (Steelers)-  Accoring to Parker’s average draft position (ADP) he is the 29th running back being selected. From 05-07 he missed two regular season games and averaged 1,337 rushing yards and six TDs on the ground. Last year he missed five games and averaged a career low 3.8 yards per carry. ...

Is it Time for Giants Fans to Panic?

Published on: 1st September, 2009

With Plaxico Burress gone from the team and the Antonio Pierce situation cleared up, the Giants were supposed to have a smooth, stress-free summer. They’d work in their new receivers, tune up for the season, and beat Washington on September 13. But injuries are piling up, their receivers can’t catch the ...

Giants Win But Nothing Is Learned

Published on: 18th August, 2009

  When we last saw the Giants in pre-season, Osi Umenyiora was being carted off the field, and with it came predictions of a last-place finish for Big Blue. But, of course, it wasn’t Umenyiora’s injury that derailed the season, but Plaxico Burress‘ Shot Heard Round the Latin Quarter (the D-line ...