Center’s Flatulence Blamed for Dallas Cowboys’ Playoff Loss
Published on: 24th July, 2009
In a tragic but true tale, Tony Romo fans and Dallas diehards like me have learned the worst. Andre Gurode's farts stink so bad that the CIA, which doesn't inform Congress of attempts to kill murderous terrorists, is studying their chemical composition in an effort to devise a gas weapon ...Six Reasons Why Rey Maualuga Should Not Be a Bengal
Published on: 24th July, 2009
Since Rey Maualuga was graduated from the same high school as me, I have to admit I feel so sorry for him now that he is in Cincinnati. However, he is a good young man and will hopefully excel beyond belief. Yet I cannot resist citing the top six reasons why he ...Raiders ‘Black Hole Felons’ Terribly Misunderstood
Published on: 24th July, 2009
There is a website expert at making the Raiders look like the bottom-dwelling cellar rats that the football gods have destined them to be. The Official Raiders Hater Universe has been around for a while, and I featured it before. However, it has been updated to reflect the Raiderettes two losses to ...13 Reasons San Francisco 49ers Will Pound & Ground Raiders in Preseason
Published on: 24th July, 2009
When I sit in my seat as a new 49ers season ticket-holder now that I live in the Bay Area, I want to see the Raiders humiliated. No, the August matchup at Candlestick won't be preseason to me. It will be war. Here are the 13 top reasons the 49ers need to ...Top 11 Reasons for the ‘Niners to Knock the Snot Out of Tony Romo
Published on: 24th July, 2009
Make no mistake about it, when the 49ers face the Cowboys in their new stadium, some 49ers fans like me will want to knock the snot out of Tony Romo and any other Cowgirl who gets in the way. Here are my 11 reasons to make Romo a stockholder in Kleenex: Tony ...Shaun Hill Inspires Confidence, Could Start As ‘Niners QB
Published on: 23rd July, 2009
At least one 49ers starter has not left any doubt the quarterback that he says is the team's choice: Shaun Hill. I will let that player's name remain unknown, as I don't really want to contribute to any team disunity. But why Hill? Because he exudes confidence, despite not being a particularly artistic ...Seifert Once Told Plummer He Wasn’t Worthy
Published on: 23rd July, 2009
Many 49ers fans may remember that linebacker Gary Plummer played a crucial role in San Francisco's fifth Super Bowl run. What they may not know is that former Coach George "Superstitious" Seifert once told him he was not worthy of playing for the Stanford Cardinal. That's correct. When the Fremont—born Plummer searched for a ...Hey, “Big Vinny,” Why Didn’t You Phone Jed York before Writing?
Published on: 22nd July, 2009
Rich "Big Vinny" Lieberman wrote a column in the San Francisco Chronicle on Sunday that explored an issue I first brought up in Bleacher Report last year. In one of my first BR articles, since deleted, I mentioned my belief that the 49ers could end up in Los Angeles. In fact, I ...Stop Flogging Michael Vick
Published on: 22nd July, 2009
"We are confronted with a new challenge now that Vick has served nearly two years of time in a federal penitentiary and seen his personal assets liquidated. He’s served his sentence, and now he’s made a person to The HSUS to involve him in anti-dogfighting and anti-cruelty efforts. Will we continue ...MinnPost Columnist Proffers Knee-Jerk, False Reaction
Published on: 17th July, 2009
In a magnificently imbecilic response to one of my columns yesterday, MinnPost.com columnist David Brauer left his journalistic integrity in the dust. Titled "Oh my God! I insulted Brett Favre's manhood!", Brauer's fingers are faster and far more developed than his reading comprehension. Why is that? I agreed with his characterization of ...Featured Sponsors
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