Published on: 17th September, 2009
Welcome to part two of my fantasy doubleheader. Yesterday, we discussed the untradeable players of the 2009 fantasy season. Today, I'll kick some knowledge on the Week One pickups that could change your team. 1. Louis Murphy Oh yes, I'm advising a Raider. The forgotten receiver from the Florida Gators' powerhouse. If not for ...Published on: 16th September, 2009
I'll be conducting a fantasy doubleheader this week due to the importance of Week One. You ever have a group of friends, perhaps seven or eight guys? This is your crew. You guys do everything together: Football games, trips to Vegas, drinking nights, etc. You consider them all really solid friends but ...Published on: 6th September, 2009
It's been nearly seven months since the end of the Super Bowl and an even longer wait since the more important championship game. Your fantasy league's. If you were the fortunate victor of your league, you have spent the past seven months ridiculing your league mercilessly about just how useless and impotent ...Published on: 24th August, 2009
Sitting in front of you are two girls. One was salacious and good-looking. She might have been beautiful once, but age and gravity have come into play and she is showing signs of wear and tear. Your friends think she's hot, so she's forever date-able, but you could never see yourself marrying ...Published on: 19th August, 2009
sav⋅ior (n.)—1. A person who saves, rescues or delivers. The word savior has become common hyperbole in sports circles, right up there with war metaphors and pop culture references. Anytime one man improves a team, we grant him the title of a savior and heap praise upon him like a Meryl Streep ...Published on: 3rd August, 2009
Welcome to the Weekly Pepper: A weekly, sometimes daily breakdown of the coming year in fantasy football. In today's edition, I will be documenting the biggest steal of this year's fantasy football season. 192/203/190/175/173. These are the fantasy numbers of Chris Johnson, Maurice Jones-Drew, Brandon Jacobs, Steven Jackson, and Frank Gore: five ...Published on: 1st August, 2009
Welcome to the Weekly Pepper: A daily breakdown of the coming year in fantasy football. In today's edition, I will be documenting the biggest bust of this year's fantasy football season. When fantasy pundits speak of "busts," they mean a player who will be drafted in the prominent position of a ...Published on: 28th July, 2009
Like it or not, this is the summer of Michael Vick. If you are a member of P.E.T.A, then you will be spending the upcoming football season petitioning and protesting outside of an NFL stadium—better pray he doesn't go to Buffalo fellas. If you are a fan of an NFL team with ...Published on: 7th July, 2009
It's official. I'm in full on fantasy football mode. I can't eat, sleep, or write articles without thinking about fantasy football. I've created a league for my fraternity. I've created a league for some online friends. I've spent every hour upon the hour doing research upon schedules, depth charts, and the most trivial stats the ...Published on: 7th July, 2009
Don't take Kickers until the last round. Don't take Minnesota receivers. If a player is in the NFC North and plays the Lions twice, he should be taken a round early. These are a few of fantasy football's "unwritten rules". The most important, and frustratingly confusing, of these rules is the following: Rookies ...