... that my schizophrenia developed schizophrenia. And we're actually quite happy now.

Being an optimist is hard, especially when pessimism is easier than me after a few beers. That being said, I'm quite comfortable with the Miami Dolphins' current predicament.

And it's a predicament, 0-2 is a predicament. But at the risk of overusing predicament, this is one predicament I can handle.

Miami's offense executed a near perfect game plan on offense; and if not for some suspect play calling, a leaky secondary, and drops galore, things couldn't be peachier for the Fins.

So let's get positive!

Ricky Williams and Ronnie Brown rushed for more than 200 yards combined. The Wildcat returned in resplendent fashion. Jake Long su...

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