He smokes two joints in the morning,

He smokes two joints at night,

He smokes two joints in the afternoon,

It makes him feel alright.

He smokes two joints in times of peace,

And two in times of war,

He smokes two joints before he smokes two joints,

And then he smokes some more.

If ever there was a testament to the lunacy of rookie signing bonuses you need look no further than the THC-stained case of Charles Rogers, the incandescent Michigan State wide receiver who disappeared in a puff of smoke after signing with the Detroit Lions.

Initially, the selection of Rogers seemed to pay dividends for the team. 

In the first five games of his rookie career, he accu...

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