It seems like Sir John Gielgud should regally stride out and start to announce the combatants in a haughty British voice,

"I present the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan Wolverines to the peasants."

Maybe Big Commissioner James Delaney can become Sir James or Lord Jim.

Perhaps Ohio State President E Gordon Gee can become Lord E Gordon Gee.

It has a certain pompous ring to it, does it not?

Perhaps the coaches can wear powdered wigs and Joe Paterno's lad Jay can become Prince Jay or Prince Paterno?

Poor Paterno even with all those wins, a record that will never be broken, he still could not make cut for the "Legends Division".  ...

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