Cumulative Crappy Record: 19-5

The College Football Crapshoot now carries a two-week, no-hit bid into Week 4 on the strength of back-to-back 6-0 performances.  It is at this time I request that nobody talk to me as I take the mound to continue such a flawless streak.

Crappy Video of the Week:  Ryan Mallet throws away his Heisman Trophy twice in one quarter.