... know the football season kicks off Thursday, September 9, but do I really care about the Minnesota Vikings playing the New Orleans Saints?

I won’t be able to stomach the Brett Favre coverage, the BP disaster, the Saints inspiring a city, and the footage of Drew Brees throwing out the first pitch in Yankee Stadium with his son.

As my impatience grows more and more by the days, hours, and seconds, I need to know how this season is going to shake out. Fast forward to the end of the movie and tell me how this thing is going to end. I am willing to take Madden simulations, stories about your dog picking winners, or anything else that may shed some light on the ultimate outcome of the 2010-11 campaign.

And I don&rsqu...

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