... convent in the upper Himalayas.  The Big 10 reduced the mighty seer’s reputation to rubble.  The great one’s efforts to enrich the storied conference’s prestige were diminished and degraded last week as Zultan missed 4-of-6 picks in the Big 10. 

The disgrace has reduced the Great One's caloric intake to 3,000 a day...need I say more?

Zultan’s Mom is also in rehab after the Iowa loss.  She is expected to pull through if Iowa defeats Ohio State in the Horseshoe.  Who are we kidding here?  Mom is toast.

Zultan scraped bottom this past week going only 5-for-10 in his assault upon college football odds-makers.  This represents a season low for the sultry seer, who falls to 74 percent on the year, picking 67-of-91 thro...

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