... I actually thought the Missouri Tigers would pull a miracle over third-ranked Texas on Saturday night.

What a fool I can be.

I should have known better. After all, it's a well-known fact that a program like Missouri simply doesn't sneak up on a program like Texas. Especially when history suggests the two don't even reside in the same stratosphere.

With 839 victories all-time, Texas is the nation's second-winningest program, behind only Michigan. The Longhorns have won four national titles. Nearly 100 different Texas players have been All-American selections, two have won the Heisman Trophy, and Bleacher Report - College Football