... spilled flour on the floor and idiotically tried to clean it up with water and paper towels. When that failed, I tried to vacuum it up, but with the added addition of the water, the flour turned into a goo that clogged up the vacuum cleaner. Before I knew it, the smoke detectors were going off because the vacuum cleaner was about to explode. When I finally finished, the product tasted more like burnt rubber than a cookie.

But the next time I made cookies, they were marginally better. Same with the time after that. Then, after a few tries, I could be counted on to make a spectacular batch of average cookies.

The problem with Terrelle Pryor is that he's still blowing up vacuum cleaners. He's not getting any better. I see ...

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